One reason I love Wordpress so much is the “stats page,” where I can see how many views I have, which entries are the most popular, etc…Also, I get a list of words and phrases that people enter in search sites (such as Google or Yahoo!) that lead them to my blog.

Sometimes these are the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Here’s a few samples:

• tonks and lupin snuggle in bed
• naked internet voyeurs
• FUCK

I mean, c’mon. Comedy gold here.

Remember when my puppy was a cute wee little thing?

Well, now she’s a Tazmanian Devil. She has learned how to bark. Yes. That’s right. Bark. Loudly. She seems shocked by that herself. Yesterday we had a Bad Dog day where she’d do EVERYTHING she could that broke the rules. She peed inside, after I took her out, while looking direcly at me. She’d bite me, then run away so I could scold her. Good times.

She also knows how to lean against her gate to push it over and try to escape.

But, in good news, she looks adorable in a santa hat.

As promised, here are some of my other Christmas photos. Yay! Christmas!

Christmas Joe Joes! YUM YUM!!!

Funky Red Ikea thingies…they look really cool in their $.97 vases.

Red Ornament Tree, with LIGHTS! I LOVE LIGHTS!

An overall view of my Christmas Wonderment.

AAAANNNND……a cute little Snowman box that holds a matching ornament. God I love Christmas.

Check out my Flickr page for more photos….I don’t want to use my free upload allotment so early in the season.

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So this new find ALMOST tops my TiVo as the best thing EVAH.

Kong toys. (For the dog. Dirty). It’s a little rubber cone thing that you stuff with, well, whatever. I got some paste like stuff made for puppies (so’s not to upset her tummy). But I also have some other treats that HOPEFULLY will keep her more entertained while I’m at work than her puppy pads do. I mean, all she does now is shred her training pad or rip the paper off my cabinets (I guess they are a faux wood finish, after all).

It’s like a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

Next, on WonderSpot: the beginning of Christmas pictures! Including, but not limited to: a puppy in a Santa hat, a box of Trader Joe’s Candy Cane Joe Joe cookies (like Oreos, only with peppermint candy pieces in the cream filling!), and the first wrapped gift! Woo-hoo!

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I was once a professional wedding photographer. OK, so I didn’t get paid or nuttin. But I took pictures.

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Ya’ll are going to be seeing a lot more of my photos now that I’ve learned what the “blog this” button is all about.

This one was taken at Monte Sano in Huntsville, Alabama. Aside from the picnic table in the background, this particular shot always seemed very Lord of the Rings-y. Maybe that’s just me being overly optimistic, though.

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